I look forward to the day when someone goes to upload a photo of their cat on the Internet and a warning comes up on their screen saying: ‘Sorry. The Internet has reached its maximum capacity of cat photos.’

Just doing some grocery shopping in Melbourne.

This is what happens when you leave several cans of Pepsi max in your freezer overnight. The freezer door was blown open so everything half melted into this weird mix of wet brown ooze all over the freezer, fridge and kitchen floor. I also had to get a pen and relabel all the zooper doopers as cosmic cola flavoured.

We set sail are way more productive as a call of duty clan.

Best birthday.

Came across these in a telephone exchange the other week. I don’t know what they are, but I feel like I need at least 3 of them.

Just wailing on some pancakes.

If Andy can get through a 1L can before it goes warm I will…..give him another one.